Well, at least that was the topic of discussion on the radio segment I recorded this morning on FM 107.5, Quebec. Here's the basic idea:
No matter who wins, at the end of the game the score will be: eleven-million pounds of potato chips, eight-million pounds of tortilla chips, and four-thousand tons of popcorn. Americans will spend $55 million on Super Bowl snacks.
No longer constrained by Thanksgiving’s ironclad menu of turkey and yams, on Super Bowl Sunday the American stomach will finally reveal itself in all its grotesque splendor. Of course, consuming vast quantities of suspect food has given an event national import ever since 1609, when Henry Hudson sat down with some Indians for a feast of fatted dog.
Will we eat too much fat on Super Bowl Sunday? Of course we will -- and rightly so. After the Yankeees won the Revolutionary War, a so-called “Fat Parade” marched down Broadway, a proto-ticker tape event (before ticker tape had been invented). On that day, teams of mounted butchers followed an endless stream of floats of slaughtered lamb and pig and beef.The Fat Parade soon became a New York tradition, culminating on March 13, 1821, when the butchers marched with nothing less than ten-thousand pounds of freshly slaughtered beef. Of course, it is possible that the purveyors of beef fat were simply trying to outdo the purveyors of milk fat: When Thomas Jefferson had been elected president, supporters presented him with a New Year’s gift, a nine-hundred pound “Mammoth Cheese,” said to have been produced from the milk of one thousand Republican cows. As surely as night follows day, cholesterol follows American patriotism.
Tomorrow, the morning show on 92.3 FM Las Vegas . . .